Ladies and
Gentlemen,
I don't know
how many of you, my readers, are athletes, but I can guarantee many
people out there are going to take issue with this one way or
another. So please feel free to leave me nasty comments or share
with your friends if you feel the need. Today's rant is brought to
you by the shit show taking place in a local high school athletic
department. Bear in mind this a personal blog post, and I have not spoken directly with all involved parties. Although I will be making heinous remarks
about certain authorities, the utter disdain that I now have toward
the individuals who have ruined several careers and the legacy of a
team is less important than the implications their actions will have
on the moral success of their children.
As some of you know I have been a volunteer coach for upward of six years now, and the
current state of the volleyball team is abysmal. For anyone older than me, this
was pretty much the norm during your glory days, but for a brief
shining period between 2007 and 2011 this particular volleyball team
was a top dog in its district. The excessive slew of talent that
came through during that time is a huge contributor, but much of the
team's success can be attributed to the coach and her staff. Taking
the reigns in 2006, she led a team with an average of 2 wins per
season and turned them into a regional powerhouse. Regardless of
varying opinions of her coaching methods and abilities, her hand in
the improvement of the district's volleyball program is undeniable.
A little Jones sister action circa 2007
Yet
somehow this revered woman, who has led dozens of teams to hundreds
of victories, is being forced out of the school district. 'By who?'
you ask. Parents. The whiny, snot-nosed parents of the whiny
snot-nosed players. 'Why?' you ask. Because their daughters did not
make the team.
Now,
the beginning of this season started the same as any other: skills
camps, team camps, tryouts. However, what most people fail to
realize is that tryouts are not just the three days before the roster
is posted. Athletes are constantly being evaluated, from the moment
they step into the gym and every subsequent moment until they leave.
What you do on that court, regardless of what the current task is or
who is or isn't watching, is grounds for judgment. The performance
over a meager twelve hours of tryouts is almost negligible if a
player has spent a season with the team. There is no tenure in sports. So parents who think their
child earns a spot on a team because of a good three days of practice, or the fact that they were on the team the previous season, are sadly mistaken. Having seen these players myself and having my opinions of
each, I can say that the majority of them are lazy, indifferent, and
completely willing to coast on what little god-given talent they
have. That being said, on a personal level, I do like most of them,
but as players they are virtually uncoachable.
My
views aside, tryouts were held, cuts were made, and the season should
have proceeded as usual, but several upperclassmen were released from
the roster and all hell broke loose. Phone calls to the athletic
director were made immediately by furious parents, nasty emails
started flying, and the uninvolved players had to just stand by as a
battle unfolded around them. Honestly, angry parents sending angry
messages is nothing new, but the steps they took next are arguably
the most abhorrent part of all of this. The parents, dissatisfied
with the results of their harassment, went to the school board, the
school board to the Athletic Director, and the AD to the fetal
position.
These
girls were cut because they did not demonstrate the athletic ability
or the work ethic to remain on the team, and therefore the parents
went on a rampage. After already having two former coaches removed
within the last year, they locked in on their next victim with ease
and authority. The athletic director, pressured from higher powers,
decided that the girls who had been cut would be reinstated to the
team. OVERRULED. A coach with a lifetime of coaching experience was
told that her decision would not stand. Why? Because the administration has no spine. Their cowardice is the same reason two other
coaches lost their positions and one has to wonder how many more high
school coaches' jobs are at risk if similar situations arise.
I
understand self-preservation, but the actions of the administration are in direct violation
of the ideology of athletic programs. Doing the minimal amount of
research, I found a passage on the school's website stating that the
major goals of the program are to:
- emphasize the educational values of interscholastic athletics
- Promote safe and sportsmanlike competition
- abide by uniform standards for all interscholastic levels of competitioncitation withheld for anonymity...because i'm so good at being discrete.
Sportsmanship is first and foremost about respect; respect for one's
opponent and respect for oneself. I don't doubt that the players on
this team have respect for their opponents, especially in a district
where wearing a facade is everyone's favorite activity. Oh, am I
getting catty? Sorry. However, there seems to be a definite lack of
respect for themselves; not as individuals, but as a whole. The
internal workings of a team depend on a mutual regard for people's
abilities and the roles to which they are assigned. This includes
everyone involved—players, coaches, assistant coaches, managers,
etc. The coach's role is to teach the skills, the players': to
listen. Yet, I have been witness to a group of girls who have little
desire to listen or to learn, especially when it requires effort.
The guidance they are given is misconstrued as criticism and pressure
put on them to work hard is seen as bullying. They have no
self-control, they have no discipline, instead they have parents that
do all the work for them so they have to earn nothing and are instead
handed success on a silver platter.
This
leads me to the so-called emphasis of 'educational values.' How are coaches supposed to instill educational values when they are
being undermined by external forces? How can administration remain appointed to their positions when they don't represent the values they themselves have outlined? What sort of example
are these people setting? “What's wrong, honey? Coach made you
do an extra drill and you were tired? Well that's not acceptable.” Hard work,
determination, self-improvement, dedication, teamwork, and an endless
list characteristics that are supposed to be gained from involvement in
sports were thrown out the window the minute these parents
interfered. These parents have completely failed to acknowledge the
responsibilities of their child, have bulldozed right through their
moral development, and have created a generation of entitled and mediocre athletes. Parents, your children are LAZY, and instead of letting them
learn the consequences of their indolence, you have rewarded them and
ruined people's careers in the process.
...but
then again, you did put a lot of hard work into screwing the team over, so I guess there is a little bit of diligence in there for you
to pass on.
I
can't decide what really upsets me most, but I can tell you that the Administration’s failure to take action against this sort of incursion is despicable. By overturning the coach's decision they robbed her of the
authority and respect she deserved, therefore setting the team up for
mediocrity at best. Yet, the players are also to blame. If they
thought the decisions were somehow ill-informed or misguided, is it
not their responsibility to address the subject with the coaches? I
have never known a coach to avoid explanation for his or her
decisions and players should know that. But these girls aren't
taught to confront their issues because they have parents that will
do the dirty work for them. In the nine years I played organized
sports, I cannot remember a single occasion on which my parents spoke
on my behalf. Parents with unrealistic views of their child's
capabilities need to step aside and let them discover
something on their own. If your child isn't good enough to make a
high school team, she certainly doesn't have any hope of pursuing the
sport in college, so why are you pushing for her to be a part of the
organization? So she can learn good values? Yeah, nice one,
jackasses.
