She's back.

Friends, I've returned.  I know I have been absent for some time, but sadly I hardly have the time or energy to devote to bathing let alone to spell-check an angry rant about girls who pee on the seat.  Allow me to apologize for having other priorities.  Yet, here I am, ready to fill your summer with piss poor blogging that so many of you seem to enjoy.

Yes, Stephanie.  Insult your readers; that will keep them coming back.

Some topics to look forward to this season: traffic jams, Craigslist, catcalls, and probably some general drunkenness.

Stay Tuned.